i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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