I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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