I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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