I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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