Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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