Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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