if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm getting married
To pizza
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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