so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I need to calm my uterus...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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