Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Randomize
