Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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