My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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