He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think my fart just growled at me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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