Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Randomize
