it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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