we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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You're like the curious george of whores
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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