so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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