yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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