is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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