I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize
