That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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