It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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