just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
