i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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