From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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