I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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