this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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