Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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