sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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