wakey wakey hands off snakey
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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