do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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