He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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