So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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