i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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