I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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