you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
not ubering you a puppy
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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