HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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