There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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