I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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