We're facebook friends in real life
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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