You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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