I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i think im in europe. pls send help
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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