thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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