What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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