I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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