I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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