Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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