So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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