some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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