Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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