I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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