How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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