none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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