Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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