I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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