he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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